BITE ME, RAFAEL NADAL.

TORONTO.
OK, THIS CRYSTAL TROPHY IS POSITIVELY PHALLIC.

ROME.
WITH A BIT OF IMAGINATION, THIS VESSEL LOOKS VAGUELY VAGINAL.

WORLD CUP.
STOP IT, RAFA.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS TROPHY.

ABU DHABI.
IT'S TOO BIG TO BITE, SO RAFA LICKS, INSTEAD.
WE LIKE.

// NO?
HOW 'BOUT A KISS, INSTEAD? :) //