Hello, Friends!
Working out is hard, not to mention time consuming. When you're Hyperactive like me, an hour in a gym daily is much too much time to not be doing... well... someone else. I mean, something else.
And so I always wondered whether it'd ever someday be possible to just download a hot body off of the internet, pretty much like how geeks download counterfeit software or how reality show junkies download entire seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians off of Piratebay... Like:
"Plug the USB into my anus now, Dave. I'm ready. Yes, Tyson. No, not Mike Tyson, you homo erectus! Beckford! Tyson Beckford! Yes! Yes, I'm ready! Boot it."
And after a brief, elegant cascade of torrents, voila! You have the hot body you've always wanted but never had the patience to work for.
Except that that biological technology doesn't yet seem to exist.
And so, realizing that I have failed to bestow a Christmas and / or New Year's present to all of you, I've decided to do something really appropriate.
Obvs, David Beckham has always enjoyed posing in his skivvies, duh.
From the lovely folks at H&M, I'm sharing a download link to a couple of hi-res images from the David Beckham underwear campaign.
The photos are so hi-res, you can literally see Becks' pores, the individual hairs along his "treasure trail," every stitch on his briefs, etc, etc.
Well, what the fuck are you waiting for?!
You're welcome.
With Affection,
James
