BJÖRN BARREFORS SMOKES THE COMPETITION

// "GOTTA BEAT THE BANANA..."
"EAT MY DUST, BITCHIZ!" //

 

 

 

BJÖRN BARREFORS AND HIS BIG BALL

// CRADLE THAT BALL

BESIDE YOUR NECK. //

 

 

 

BJÖRN BARREFORS CHECKS OUT THE COMPETITION

// "MY... FUTURE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. //

 

 

 

BJÖRN BARREFORS LOOKING ALL MANLY THESE DAYS

// BEAR-Y DELICIOUS. //

 

 

 

 

JUMPING WITH BJÖRN BARREFORS

THE PERFECT "O" MAY BE FORMED BY POUTING ONE'S MOUTH JUST SO.

PROCEED TO GRASP THE STICK FIRMLY WITH BOTH HANDS.

LET YOUR PALMS SLIDE AWAY FROM THE POLE AS YOU DESCEND.

STAY FOCUSED,
MAKING SURE NO PART OF YOUR LIMBS TOUCHES THE HIGH BAR. 

LOOK SEXY WHILST DOING ALL THESE,
IN GENERAL.

// WE DON'T KNOW WHY 
WE'RE SUDDENLY CRAVING
A BANANA. //

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JONATHAN & KEVIN BORLEE

LOOK, AREN'T THEY ADORBZ.

THEY'VE EVEN GOT A BIT OF FUZZ ON THEIR CHINNY CHIN CHIN!

JONATHAN ON THE LEFT; KEVIN ON THE RIGHT.
COZ SOME OF US CAN'T READ.

A STIFF RESOLVE TO WIN IS CLEARLY A FAMILY TRAIT.

RIGHT, BRO?

  // BELGIAN CHOCOLATE,

BELGIAN WAFFLES,

BELGIAN TWINS.  

LET'S GO. //

 

NELSON EVORA, PORTUGAL

RULE NUMBER 1: INTIMIDATION.

RULE NUMBER 2: TRAIN HARD.

RULE NUMBER 3: LEAVE NO DOUBT AS TO WHO'S THE REAL WINNER.

   

// SO THIS IS WHAT A 

'VICTORY LAP' TRULY LOOKS LIKE. //