ROGER FEDERER IS SOAKING WET. WE ARE, TOO.

// THAT'S ALL. //

#GETHYPERACTIVE! 

ANDY MURRAY'S LEGS. JUST 'COZ IT'S FRIDAY.

HE LOOKS... STRANGE.
BUT HOT.

A STRANGE HOTTIE -
THAT'S OUR DEAR ANDY.

// THAT'S ALL. //

RAFAEL NADAL'S LEGS, ANYONE? ANYONE?

THERE'S A TENNIS BALL IN RAFA'S POCKET,
AND THEN THERE'S LITTLE RAFA IN RAFA'S SHORTS.

WHAT A CUTIE!

 

// WASN'T LOOKING AT HIS LEGS...

NO, NOT REALLY.

WERE YOU? //

OMG MATT DAMON.

THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY

THE INFORMANT!

ELYSIUM

// DAYUM,

DAMON! //

SINCE MONDAYS SUCK, LET'S BE REMINDED OF SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T.

"ANDY PERHAPS YOU'D BE SO KIND; GRAB THIS TROPHY WHILST I GRAB... SOMETHING ELSE..."

"DON'T DO IT; NO, NOT HERE..."

// GET HYPERACTIVE!™   //

AND BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HAD TENNIS BALLS IN A WHILE...

HERE'S A PLAYFUL 

RAFAEL NADAL -

WET, WILD N' 

GOLDEN.

 

 // VIVA, 

ESPAÑA! //

DAVID BECKHAM SHIRTLESS. AGAIN.

TO MAKE UP FOR BURNING YOUR EYES WITH GERALDO.
IT'S AN EYE WASH!

// HAPPY SATURDAY,

HYPRS! //

NICK JONAS SHIRTLESS

POSTED ON INSTAGRAM:
"I never do this but... Healthy living and fitness update.
Post workout picture. #diabeticinshape #2.0."

// NOW **THAT**

 IS A "JO'BRO." //

BERDYCH'S BALLS

BALL, BALLS, BALLS
EVERYWHERE!

Although he has yet to win a Grand Slam, Tomas Berdych (ranked world #6, just under Rafael Nadal) is probably the most dangerous player on the ATP today. He disposed of Roger Federer in the quarterfinals and of Novak Djokovic in the semifinals en route to the 2010 Wimbledon Championships, before succumbing to eventual champ, Rafael Nadal, in straight sets.

He also reached the semifinals of the 2010 French Open, defeating fourth seed Andy Murray in the fourth round; and the 2012 US Open where he defeated World No. 1 Roger Federer again at the quarterfinal stage, before losing to eventual champ Andy Murray (sweet revenge!) in the semifinals.

Berdych is only the second player (after David Nalbandian) to defeat Roger Federer multiple times in Grand Slam events before the semifinal stage.

And as if his proficiency on every surface weren't enough, he's also a doubles threat. He played the longest ATP doubles match ever (with Lukas Rosol) defeating Marco Chiudinelli and Stanislas Wawrinka in the first round of the 2013 Davis Cup. It lasted 7 hours, 2 minutes. You bitchiz out of breath yet?? Coz Berdych's clearly got Sta.Mi.Na!

Last January, Berdych signed on to be a spokesperson for Swedish fast-fashion powerhouse, H&M, and to co-design the brand's tennis wear. He debuted his clothing line at the 2013 Miami Masters.

Looks like Berdych is now reaching beyond his sport to be a threat to another athletic fashionista:

David Beckham.

JAVIER MARTI ALSO RISES

IN THE DEEP-DEEP POOL WHERE THE SPANISH ARMADA IS BERTHED,
JAVIER MARTI (b.1992) IS A RISING STAR (CLEARLY)
WITH A CAREER HIGH RANK OF #171 TO-DATE.

// THREE CHEERS FOR THE TWINK! //

ERNESTS GULBIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY GAEL MONFILS, BUT HE'S A WINNER IN OUR BOOKS BECAUSE...

...OF THOSE TENNIS BALLS.

// ERNESTS, WE'RE GOING BACK WITH YOU

TO LATVIA! :)  //

CELEBRATING CLAY

....AMONGST OTHER THINGS :)

// MARIUSZ FYRSTENBERG & 

MARCIN MATKOWSKI //

MEET ROSS HUTCHINS.

'I look at [cancer] as a tennis match. It is my opponent and I have to beat it,'
guardian.co.uk

// HE'S CLEARLY A WINNER! //

WIN TENNIS MEMORABILIA.

ROGERISSIMO

HE OLD BUT HE STILL BE HANGIN' LOOSE.

// CAPTION THIS! //

ANDY MURRAY DEALS WITH THE HEAT

IT'S CLEARLY HOT.

// PICK ME, ANDY! //

WHAT IS KEI NISHIKORI SO HAPPY ABOUT?

"YO! REDS ON CLAY IS THE NEW WHITES ON GRASS!
I'M INVINCIBLE WHEN I'M WEARING MY CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY!"

// 

WE DON'T KNOW!

WE'RE JUST THRILLED THAT HIS
TANTALIZING TENNIS BALLS

MANAGE TO SAVE THIS WHOLE RED-ON-RED LOOK FROM FADING INTO THE CLAY SURFACE!

//

WHAT'S INSIDE... ROGER'S JEANS

 

// A SWISS APPLE STRUDEL, 

MAYBE. //

YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS, TOO, IF YOU SCORED.

NOVAK DJOKOVIC IS EXCITED.
WE ARE, TOO.

// YESSSS! //

GREG JONES AND MARINKO MATOSEVIC

AUSSIE TENNIS STARS GREG JONES (IN RED) AND MARINKO MATOSEVIC (GRAY TEE, BLACK SHORTS)
SHOW US WHAT THE GAME IS LIKE
DOWN UNDER.

// WE APPROVE. //

THIS IS HOW TENNIS IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED.

"THIS IS INTENSE."

// BENT OVER BACKWARDS, 

MATRIX-STYLE. //

THANKS TO RILEY FOR SENDING US THIS PIC!

KEEP 'EM COMIN, BITCHIZ!