Buy Me a Lamborghini & Fly Me to the Moon

Hello, Friends!

This week was unrelentingly drunk.

I mean, you gotta be, if you're in the mood to buy a Lamborghini.

I was invited to Entourage by my good friend, celebrity blogger Valerie Soh and Elysiants' Events Director / Asia-Pac, the handsome Kris Lewis. Valerie and Kris are the power duo behind luxury social network, Elysiants.

James & Valerie

I attended the party with celebrity chef Jaakko Sorsa; celebrity photographer Jan Bartelsman; celebrity columnist, Johannes Pong; my celebrity non-sexual wife, Emma, the diva behind Pure Energy; hot celebrity schoolteacher, Thia; and celebrity BFF, Tomoko.

What choice did I have except to dress up like a desperate D-list celebrity who likes to show off her cup D's? My shirt was so low, I was practically giving everyone a vadge flash. I wasn't Jamesie; I was Britney.

Tomoko, Thia, James

So there was a bottle of G.H. Mumm that was on auction for close to a cool mil, which also grants a trip to outer space (!!!) to whomever makes the winning bid.

Elysiants rocks.

Who won?

I don't know.

I was fucking drunk.

Like, celebrity-drunk.

With Affection,
James