Here's an example of a dork. He's lanky, he's got crazy eyes, and, with that shock of wiry hair, he's totally got the "mad scientist" look going.
But here's what makes him a hot dork: He's got a penchant for touching himself in public. Self-awareness is important. When you play tennis and you have to chase the ball around so much, you simply must check from time to time if your balls are, in fact, still attached to your groin.
With Andy Murray, it's all about shock & awe. He's tall so he's physicaly imposing, to begin with. But when sheer presence isn't enough, he shocks his oppenent - to the crowd's delight - by popping random body parts. His eyes, his biceps, his penis, everything.
Good lord, everything's just popping everywhere - up and down and left and right! What's a poor, little gay boy meant to do except... "Get Hyperactive!"
With Affection,
James
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| Andy's tennis balls are jostling madly about. He must chase them. |
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| Andy's getting angry. And excited. At the same time. |
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| Are they in there? |
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| Yes! Yes. |
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| Who says you can only keep tennis balls in your short pants? Andy keeps them in his biceps. |
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| Oh.Em.Gee. |
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