Hello, Friends!
Meet Juan Carlos. Juan Carlos, meet my fabulous friends.
Isn't he a dish?
Yum.
Before Rafa, there was Juanqui - also Spanish, also once-upon-a-time World No. 1, also a clay specialist.
And did I mention - also yummy?
In fact, Juanqui edges Rafa out by a hair (sorry, Rafa) just coz Juanqui has that something which I tend to like in my men: Age.
Yup, he's 31.
That's, like, ancient in tennis terms.
But in real-world terms, that's a baby. Hello, you only need to look at Sean Connery, who is 100 and is still considered a stud!
Back to Juanqui.
His nickname on the circuit is "Mosquito," because of his speed and slight physical stature.
Hellooo! If this is what a mosquito looks like, he's more than welcome suck blood from my flesh any darn time!
And if this is a mosquito, why the hell are we keeping him away from our tents? He is more than welcome to come in! In fact, let HIM pitch the tent!
OK, let's get closer, shall we?
Aiiiiieeeeee!
And as a bonus, he has tats leading down to his "happy" area - so what more can you ask for?
Happy Camping!
With Affection,
James
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