HIDE NO MORE, TYLER CLARY

THAT 'M' TAT ON HIS CUM GULLET - IT DOESN'T BY ANY CHANCE STAND FOR 'MUM,'
DOES IT?

OK, SO HE'S GOT THE 'SPARTACUS' LOOK DOWN PAT.

BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
HE'S AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE.

WELL, THEN, TYLER CLARY:
TIME TO STEP OUT FROM BEHIND PHELPS AND LOCHTE!

   

// COZ ISN'T HE -JUST- SUCH A CUTIE? //