HOW TO GIVE A VALUE-CONSCIOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENT

STEP1
PACK YOUR PRESENT IN A RE-USABLE CLOTH BAG.
(WE USED THIS ONE FOR GROCERY SHOPPING LAST NIGHT.)

STEP 2
PACK A PRESENT INSIDE A RECYCLED CARDBOARD BOX
THAT DOUBLES AS A CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT!

STEP 3
AND THEN USE THAT SAME BOX, WHEN IT UNFOLDS, AS A CHRISTMAS CARD!

STEP 4
WHAT GOOD IS A BOX IF IT CONTAINS NOTHING?
THIS ONE CONTAINED VEGAN COOKIES, NATCH.
EARTH FRIENDLY.

STEP 5
AND AFTER ALL THAT ALTRUISM, THE *REAL* GIFT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG IS THIS:
A WOODEN TRAY OF 10 SUPERSIZED SHOOTER GLASSES,
EACH GLASS ABLE TO CONTAIN THE EQUIVALENT
OF THREE SHOTS. 

// MERRY CHRISTMAS! //

THANKS TO ANGIE PALMER, JESSICA LEE & JODIE LI OF GR8LC