|THIS IS AMERICAN PENIS!|
For the first time, I was having fun with more than just his orange make-up, and the juxtaposition of a his immobile, Botoxed forehead against a Hyperactive, over-articulating mouth.
I had to pause, play, pause, play just to make sure my myopic eyes weren't deceiving me.
The diminutive host dresses to the right.
THIS is American Idol, and THIS is Seacrest's penis!