The Wall

I like walls; 

I never met a wall I didn't like.

I don't knock walls down. 

I play with them and do my best 

to charm them off their stolid wall-ness.

Lately, my addiction to food, 

the onset of my 30s 

and the contentment of being in a solid relationship 

have become walls all on their own. 

None of these are bad by nature, 

except - as Hyperactive as I am - 
I have been battling physical inertia. 

And so, it's just a simple game of addition and subtraction. 
There's greater calorrific intake than there are calories burned. 

The poundage piles on.

Hyperactive becomes Hyperbloated.

How the hell do I "charm" the pounds off, now?