HOT TWINS: RYAN & JUSTIN WOOD

THEY CAN WERQ.

THEY CAN ~WERQ~ OUT.

 

// THIS IS A "WOOD" 
WE'D LIKE TO HAVE TWO OF,
PLEASE. //

 

HEY TWINNIE! / ZACK & JORDAN STENMARCK

POUT...

...AND SMILE.

// SANTA, I'LL TAKE 'EM BOTH. //

 

 

 

 

ANDY MURRAY GETS A MASSAGE, POST-CHRISTMAS

WHAT WE WOULD GIVE TO BE ABLE TO COLLECT ANDY'S SHORTS AND JOCKS.

// "TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS NOW, BABY." //

 

 

 

ANDY MURRAY PINCHES HIMSELF TO MAKE SURE, INDEED, THAT CHRISTMAS IS HERE.

 

// "IT JUST FEELS GOOD - CHRISTMAS!" //

The Diva Video Of The Day™ The Carpenters / Merry Christmas Darling

 

//

The logs on the fire
Fill me with desire
To see you and to say
That I wish you Merry Christmas
Happy New Year too
I've just one wish
On this Christmas Eve
I wish I were with you

//

// MUCH LOVE, LAUGHTER & LIGHT. //

ANDY MURRAY HAS THE APOCALYPSE UP HIS ASS

"LUCKY I WORE THE TIGHTY-WHITEYS WITHOUT SKLID MARKS!"

"SOME SAY I'M BUMMABLE. I AGREE!"

"DON'T WANNA SEE IT HAPPEN, NO, NO, NO!"

// MERRY CHRISTMAS. //

 

 

 

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A PAIR OF PARROT ZIK HEADPHONES BY PHILIPPE STARCK

 

THESE ARE NOT OURS.

 

YET.

 

BUT WE'VE BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR,

SO WE'RE HOPING THIS BOX ENDS UP IN OUR (VERY ROOMY)

CHRISTMAS STOCKING.

 

TOUCH CONTROL.

MOTION DETECTOR.

ACTIVE NOISE CANCELLATION.

BLUETOOTH HANDS FREE TECHNOLOGY.

 

CONCERT HALL EFFECTS.

MULTIPLE EARGASMS FOR DAYS.

 

ARE YOU THERE, SANTA?

IT'S ME, HYPERACTIVE.

 

 

// LIKE. //

 

 

 

 

ANDY MURRAY TAKES A FALL AND PROCEEDS TO OFFER HIS BUTT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT

// "MEWWY KWISMASS! " //

BIG CHRISTMAS SHOE SALE AT SQUARE STREET

NOTHING GETS GAY MEN'S PULSE RACING FASTER THAN THESE TWO WORDS:
"SHOE SALE."
HKD200 FOR 1 PAIR / HKD300 FOR 2 PAIRS OF CANVAS SHOES.

CHRIS, WHO HAS REGULAR SIZED FEET,
COULDN'T ANY MORE FIND A PAIR THAT FIT HIM.
BOO.

THANKFULLY AT SIZE 43UK,
MY FEET FOUND A PERFECT FIT
WITH THIS FABULOUS PAIR. 

LOGO TOTE TO TAKE OUR NEW PAIR OF SHOES AWAY WITH.
THANKS FOR THE PREZZIE, CHRIS!

THE KING AND QUEEN OF SWEDEN.
HOW CAMP IS THIS BOUTIQUE??

CHUNKY COOL LOGO BLING.

HYPERACTIVE WITH VIVACIOUS BOUTIQUE  MANAGER, NATALIE LEUNG.

SQUARE STREET
G/F 15 Square Street
Sheung Wan, Hong Kong
T: + 852 2362 1086
E: info@squarestreet.com

MICHAEL PHELPS UNWRAPS HIS THIGHS, FOR CHRISTMAS!

// HE'S PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. //

 

 

 

 

HOW TO GIVE A VALUE-CONSCIOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENT

STEP1
PACK YOUR PRESENT IN A RE-USABLE CLOTH BAG.
(WE USED THIS ONE FOR GROCERY SHOPPING LAST NIGHT.)

STEP 2
PACK A PRESENT INSIDE A RECYCLED CARDBOARD BOX
THAT DOUBLES AS A CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT!

STEP 3
AND THEN USE THAT SAME BOX, WHEN IT UNFOLDS, AS A CHRISTMAS CARD!

STEP 4
WHAT GOOD IS A BOX IF IT CONTAINS NOTHING?
THIS ONE CONTAINED VEGAN COOKIES, NATCH.
EARTH FRIENDLY.

STEP 5
AND AFTER ALL THAT ALTRUISM, THE *REAL* GIFT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG IS THIS:
A WOODEN TRAY OF 10 SUPERSIZED SHOOTER GLASSES,
EACH GLASS ABLE TO CONTAIN THE EQUIVALENT
OF THREE SHOTS. 

// MERRY CHRISTMAS! //

THANKS TO ANGIE PALMER, JESSICA LEE & JODIE LI OF GR8LC