BJÖRN BARREFORS CLEARLY PACKS HIS OWN LUNCH

REMEMBER THIS BOY?

WE FIRST "MET" HIM WHEN OUR NON-SEXUAL WIFE, EMMA,

SENT THAT - ERRM, INCENDIARY - PIC TO US ON WHATSAPP.

WELL, HE HAS A NAME.

AND WE FOUND OUT IT'S

"BJÖRN BARREFORS"

IT'S SWEDISH FOR "BEAR."

STOP TEASING.
LET'S PLAY.

I MEAN BIZNIZ.

I ~REALLY~ MEAN BIZNIZ.

I'MM'A DO IT, COACH.
COME N' KISS ME FOR GOOD LUCK.

// FUCK LUNCH. 

LET'S HAVE DESSERT. 

 I'M THINKING MAYBE A BANANA. //

DOIN' IT WITH MARCEL NGUYEN

DO IT ON THE FLOOR.

DO IT WITH POLES.

DO IT WITH RINGS.

// DO IT WELL. //

 

EPKE ZONDERLAND

DO I NEED A WAX?

CUP SIZE...? BUT I DON'T WEAR A BRA...

OH, CUP! FOR MY CROTCH! OK! HA, HA!

NEED MORE PRODUCT IN MY HAIR.

RRRRRGGGHHHK!

// SUCHATEASE. //

TOM DALEY & PETER WATERFIELD HUG EACH OTHER FOR YOUR SOLE VIEWING PLEASURE.

 

// HOW BROMANTIC. //

MAX BRICK RISES, TOO.

 

// AGAIN, PLEASE. //

JONATHAN & KEVIN BORLEE

LOOK, AREN'T THEY ADORBZ.

THEY'VE EVEN GOT A BIT OF FUZZ ON THEIR CHINNY CHIN CHIN!

JONATHAN ON THE LEFT; KEVIN ON THE RIGHT.
COZ SOME OF US CAN'T READ.

A STIFF RESOLVE TO WIN IS CLEARLY A FAMILY TRAIT.

RIGHT, BRO?

  // BELGIAN CHOCOLATE,

BELGIAN WAFFLES,

BELGIAN TWINS.  

LET'S GO. //

 

PETER WATERFIELD AND THE CASE FOR HAIRY MEN, IN GENERAL.

HAIRY,
WHICH MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE ONE OF JESUS' 12 APOSTLES.

NOT HAIRY,
WHICH MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS' LITTLE BROTHER.

HAIR QUESTION:
LEAVE IT, GROOM IT, OR LOSE IT?
  

// LOOKS DON'T MATTER;
WHAT COUNTS MOST IS WHAT'S INSIDE, RIGHT? //

 

NELSON EVORA, PORTUGAL

RULE NUMBER 1: INTIMIDATION.

RULE NUMBER 2: TRAIN HARD.

RULE NUMBER 3: LEAVE NO DOUBT AS TO WHO'S THE REAL WINNER.

   

// SO THIS IS WHAT A 

'VICTORY LAP' TRULY LOOKS LIKE. //

AMERICAN ROWERS

 

// OOOH, YEEEAAAHHH. //

 

WRESTLER IN RED

Yer my boy bitch, unnerstan'?

 // YES, COACH. //

LOUIS SMITH LOVES HIS PHONE, TOO.

DON'T NEED NO PRO; IMMA TAKE MY OWN PHOTO.

POMMEL YOU.

SHOULDA REMEMBERED TO WAX...

CLOTHES GET IN THE WAY.

  // M-HM. //

KOHEI UCHIMURA AND THE CASE FOR HAIRY ASIANS

HAIRY.

HAIRIER.

HAIRIEST.

// THAT'S LUSH. //

THE JAPANESE MEN'S SWIMMING TEAM

 

// IS BUKKAKE A JAPANESE WORD? //

MATT TARGETT

SPLAAASH.

I'VE GOT AN 8-PACK, DINTCHA KNOW.

IS MY NOSE CLEAN?

  // TARGETT THATT. //

ROWERS

// THAT'S ALL. //

HIDE NO MORE, TYLER CLARY

THAT 'M' TAT ON HIS CUM GULLET - IT DOESN'T BY ANY CHANCE STAND FOR 'MUM,'
DOES IT?

OK, SO HE'S GOT THE 'SPARTACUS' LOOK DOWN PAT.

BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
HE'S AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE.

WELL, THEN, TYLER CLARY:
TIME TO STEP OUT FROM BEHIND PHELPS AND LOCHTE!

   

// COZ ISN'T HE -JUST- SUCH A CUTIE? //

 

The Diva Video Of The Day™ Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson / Beauty & The Beast

//

Ever just the same

Ever a surprise

Ever as before

Ever just as sure

As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time

Tune as old as song

Bittersweet and strange

Finding you can change

Learning you were wrong

Certain as the sun

Rising in the east

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme

Beauty and the beast

//

OLYMPIC GOLD,
FOR ONE SO FRIGHTENINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

// FINALLY, ANDY. //

DAVID GYURTA, HUNGARIAN ER... SWIMMER

NICE ARMPITS.

NICE MOUTH.

NICE... UHM, HARDWARE.
GOLD, NATCH.
BREASTROKE (GIGGLE) 200 METRES.

CAN I HLP IT IF HE HAS THE BEL AMI LOOK??

 

// LICKY, LICKY. //

 

The Diva Video Of The Day™ The Bangles / Eternal Flame

//

Say my name, sun shines through the rain 

A whole life so lonely 

And then you come and ease the pain  

I don't want to lose this feeling, oh  

//

   

// MICHAEL PHELPS, 

AN ALL-TIME OLYMPIC GREAT. //

WHO IS NATHAN ADRIAN?

THIS IS HE.

NICE PECS.

AND OH, HE DEFEATED THE HEAVILY FAVOURED AUSSIE, JAMES MAGNUSSEN,
BY ONE HUNDREDTH OF A SECOND TO CLAIM OLYMPIC GOLD
IN 100M FREESTYLE.

HM.
IS HE OUR TYPE?

 

// BUT YOU CAN SWIM, BABY.
GO SWIM! //