JEFF PROBST AND THE FEARSOME "WATER SNAKE" ON SURVIVOR FIJI

Episode 1:
Dress to the left.

Episode 5:
Dress to the right.

Episode 12:
Dress to the left.

I figured at some point I'd get lucky

after watching so many SURVIVOR replays.

I did, indeed.

Jeff Probst,

the tribe has spoken.

// WE APPROVE. //

SEXY SURVIVOR: Steve Wright

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STEVE WRIGHT

Stephen Hough Wright (born April 8, 1959 in St. Louis, Missouri) is a former American football offensive tackle and offensive guard. A 1977 graduate of Wayzata (Minnesota) High School, he played college football at Northern Iowa and then played ten professional seasons for four teams from 1981–1992. He appeared on Survivor: Redemption Island where he placed 10th and became the 3rd jury member.

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// Seriously, 

who taught these Tom-of-Finland-esque daddy-type Survivors to do the hand-on-hip pose? Because it's so camp. 

LOVE. //

Who Would You Like To Be Marooned On A Deserted Island With?

Such a manly chest...

Such yummy toes...

OK, Daddy Tom. Take that hard hat off and show us what you're hiding.

// TOM WESTMAN

WINNER, SURVIVOR: PALAU //

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